It’s not a big surprise that we’re talking about alcohol here, but in church?? God rest our souls. The Cerveceros are going down to visit the Padres for a three game series/fiesta. We’re sending a special correspondent to report on the Beermen confessing their sins with the Padres. ¡Dios Mio! There hasn’t been such a stench of alcohol in church since my family on Christmas morning last year. Another family secret exposed, sorry Mom.
To give you an idea of what the trip — I prefer to call it “The Trail of Beers” — will be like, here’s a picture of how our correspondent — bobblehead form — will look in San Diego: