As gold as a Miller Lite: Ryan Braun

In honor of Ryan Braun’s heroics with his walk-off grand slam against the Pirates in the 10th–Wait, wait, let me just repeat that–Walk-off grand slam–we think it’s appropriate to show Brauny in his true color: gold.

For Ryan Braun is a golden god. He’s mastering the league and he’s only been in it for, like, a year and a half. He’s the face of the Crew. He’s the Brewers’ King Midas. He’s a hero!

He don’t come to bow. He come to conquer.

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One response to “As gold as a Miller Lite: Ryan Braun

  1. dude, use a higher res image, you’re killin me here.

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