“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

“Florida was to Americans what America had always been to the rest of the world — a fresh, free, unspoiled start.” — The Orchid Thief, Susan Orlean

“I like Florida. Everything is in the 80’s. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.” — Brain Droppings, George Carlin

Here’s the super-condensed version of what happened, with the weird digested out:

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